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Another One Of Clemens’ Part-Time Ladies Strikes A Pose [The Female Equivalent Of Blue Steel]

this is angela moyers, tangible landed estate agent from lemoyne, pa., who also is rumored to have had an ongoing let go-time humpathon with roger clemens while he was still married and being america’s perfect family man.

Unlike Mindy McCready, Moyers remains mum about the whole situation, but did offer a steamy “No comment” to every reporter who inquired about the nature of their relationship. Moyers used to be a bartender in Manhattan and was close enough with Clemens to, allegedly, let him help pay the rent for her Houston apartment when she lived there.

This should do wonders for her real estate business in this subprime ravaged market.

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How To Shoot A Story About Wheat Prices

As part of a news package about high food prices, Washingtonpost.com has published a beautiful photo story by Michael Williamson about the growing of wheat. It’s also displayed prominently on the newspaper’s front page today. The pictures show farms and farmers in the heartland of the U.S.

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I was enchanted by the first photo of the online slide show, which shows a pitch-black dog leaping into a wheat field. Perhaps this is an accident, but the composition reminded me Andrew Wyeth’s “Christina’s World” (see comparison below).

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Madonna to buck industry sales trends?

On a day in which the record industry is releasing what is sure to be one of the biggest albums of the year – Madonna’s “Hard Candy” — the Recording Industry Assn. of America (RIAA) dampers the party with some old-fashioned statistics.

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“Hard Candy” is expected to debut at No. 1 next week, and should supply continued good news for the music biz this April. But while Mariah Carey just scored the biggest first-week sales total of the year — with her “E=MC2″ selling 463,000 copies last week, according to Nielsen SoundScan — the RIAA’s 2007 year-end stats arrive to remind us all just what an aberration that was. Overall CD shipments in the U.S. dipped 17.5%, after a 12.1% decline from 2005 to 2006.

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There was, however, some good news. Vinyl shipments were up 36%, rebounding from a 7% dip from 2005 to 2006. Distribution of digital albums was up 54%, and digital music videos also saw a huge jump, climbing 43%. Subscription services, however, don’t seem to be taking with consumers, as they were up just a tiny 7%.

Overall, though, digital sales accounted for 23% of the industry’s revenue, compared to just 9% in 2005. Mobile sales, which includes ringtones, downloads and ringbacks, among other new media tchotchkes , experienced a 14% increase.

The strength of the mobile market, in fact, is illustrated this week by none other than Madonna herself. She’ll be broadcasting four songs live via Verizon from her New York club gig Wednesday evening. Billboard notes this is the first live mobile simulcast. But those who miss it — or have to take a call once Madonna takes the stage — can access the content for up to 30 days.

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Successful Businessmen poses

So you want to be a successful businessman, with a huge multimilliondollar empire.. Wear a power suit and take a chopper to work every day, and work in a different country every week..

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Lets start by acting like one.  Instead of “V” signs when you take photos, here are some poses which instantly distinguish you from the crowd.  Best used with black power suit, tie, and a smug grin.

This article shall discuss the various poses which successful businessmen like to stand in.  Inspired by reading my brother’s Forbes business magazine, here are the top few. 

Hand in pocket

The hand in pocket, usually accompanied by the thrusting out of the crotch and chest, and leaning back the head. A flat tight-lipped smile shows “I have better things to think about than smile at the camera”.

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+ More successful look with eyes gazing into far distance.

Note: in ALL poses, black suit + tie is MANDATORY.  Also, SMUG GRIN is MANDATORY!  Do NOT pull it off without suit+tie + smug grin or you look like this:

(source: Brokeback Mountain)

Well.. actually the 2 brokeback dudes are pretty successful in what they do too.. they even manage to cheat their wives for a while.  But.. we are not talking about sexual preferences here.. but BUSINESS SUCCESS! 

Arms folded across chest

The arms folded across the chest usually represents “I’m Angry”.. but when a black power suit, funky time, thrust-out crotch (we can’t see it in this pic though.. ) and chest is applied, it becomes “successful businessman!”

Additional success factor: more successful businessmen and businesswomen posing with “Arms folded across chest”, standing behind you.  Implies not only you are successful, you are BETTER than the successful men and women behind you. Rawr!

Hands Outstretched

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Perhaps this pose shows that the person controls a very large part of the world, hence the outstretched hands .. or maybe he’s trying to show “this is the length of my bank account balance!”.. or “this is the length of my penis”..

Ahh.. additional point to note:

+ High-tech electronic gadget that can manage appointments and check emails, or make important business conference calls to 20 countries at once, like PDAs or Handphone is a MUST.

- MP3 Player is NOT a symbol of success. Please keep those iPODs..

- iPhones .. well.. they still fulfill the first criteria.  Maybe they can be used as success icons IF and ONLY IF the person is young.  Middle-aged people + iPhones.. well ermm.. dun really make the cut. 

+ Middle-aged people + Blackberry or other dull looking device: SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN! (don’t forget +suit+tie+smug grin)

Background: sky, skyscraper, or academic qualifications

It is VERY important to note your background when you take your SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN shot.  It must either be work related, like a massive skyscraper (which could imply you are the owner of it), or the sky ( which implies you own the world).   The above photo shows both.  Very successful.

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Another suitable background, especially for academics, is the HUMONGOUS amount of higher education qualifications you obtained.  Showing off 11 hard science PhDs reek of academic success.. + suit+tie+smug grin!  However, these pictures usually work if people do NOT call you Mr so-and-so, or Ms so-and-so.

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Expect to be called Doctor, Professor, Maestro, or the like. Or else, try to avoid such backgrounds.  Stick to the sky one.

“i’m successful!”

- However, showing your company’s products in the background MIGHT NOT be good.. as it can imply you’re just a salesman… not th …

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Dayton Daily News MMA: Why not Dayton for a UFC event?

ikon: http://www.thescoreboards.com/dyn/images/venues/thumbnails/dayton-ohio-sm.jpg in this week’s “mma insider” column for the dayton daily news, i in a jiffy again tried to work a shire angle. in fact, i got respecting as dayton-specific as attainable. ever since montreal’s ufc 83 event, i’ve heard the rumors of tomorrow’s ufc host sites. in fact, when it comes to 2008, i’ve heard of some achievable new destinations, including atlanta; chicago; portland, ore.; yorkshire, england; and even indianapolis. one city not mentioned — but one i caress is worth consideration — is dayton. image: http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/mmajunkie?i=wc2zs2 (http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/mmajunkie?a=wc2zs2) image: http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/mmajunkie?i=0foypg (http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/mmajunkie?a=0foypg) image: http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/mmajunkie?i=whshlg (http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/mmajunkie?a=whshlg) idol: http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/mmajunkie?i=y1j7cg (http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/mmajunkie?a=y1j7cg) image: http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmajunkie/~4/279424550 more… (http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmajunkie/~3/279424550/dayton-daily-news-mma-why-not-dayton-for-a-ufc-circumstance.mma)

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Blackwell pleased with Blades

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sheffield united director kevin blackwell hailed his sheffield united players after they claimed a deserved fifth whole replay against premier league middlesbrough.

United had a number of chances to take the lead in the first-half, with Jonathan Stead and James Beattie both coming close to breaking the deadlock.

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but the championship side were made to sweat in the second half by their higher ranked opponents and blackwell was pleased with the way his players dealt with the threat.

“I was delighted with their attitude, their application and the things that I’ve asked them to do, they’ve tried to do,” said Blackwell.

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“We took on a Boro side who are in good form at the moment and that just shows you the level of performance.

“I thought we worked exceptionally hard and it was one hell of a Cup tie in terms of effort and spirit.”

Meanwhile, Middlesbrough manager Gareth Southgate revealed his delight to be in the hat for the Quarter Final draw on Monday.

The visitors nearly clinched a dramatic victory at the death, but Emmanuel Pogatetz failed to convert his header from just six-yards.

However, Southgate was pleased with his team’s overall showing, but insists the job has not been completed just yet.

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“Because we’re the Premier League side I think we would have been favourites from the off,” he admitted. 

“But we’ve seen what Sheffield United can offer and they’ve got a lot of Premier League experience. 

“The job’s not done, but we’ve seen a lot of teams go out and it’s good to still be in the hat.”

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McCain update

the possible next president of the united states once again displays either his astonishing ignorance or stunning mendacity, albeit this time through the mouth of an mentor: mccain adviser steve schmidt told cnn’s dana bash that the hamas view was “a fair issue for the american people to weigh should he be the self-governing nominee for …

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The Bobcats Need a Coach. Larry Brown Needs a Team.

A couple of days ago, I noted that Larry Brown had quit his job with the 76ers, and speculated, without any special insight, that he might land in Chicago.

things have changed, and i’d now like to vacillate turn into my bet.

First the Charlotte Bobcats announced this morning that they have fired Sam Vincent. The decision, say the Bobcats, came after Michael Jordan met with Vincent after the season.

“The decision to remove Sam as head coach after just one season was difficult,” Jordan says in a press release, “but it was a decision that had to be made because my first obligation is to do what is in the best interest of our team.”

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Rick Bonnell of the Charlotte Observer is reporting what sources have told me: in end-of-season interviews between players and Bobcat front-office personnel, Vincent’s flaws were a key topic.

And now, a source close to the situation says Larry Brown — a University of North Carolina legend just like Bobcats honcho Michael Jordan — will be the next coach of the Bobcats.

Five other sources with connections to the team and/or Brown tell me they have heard the same thing, and believe it to be true, although none have specific knowledge of the talks.

Everyone I talk to who hears about this says it makes sense. And once you start looking for signs it is happening, they seem to pop up everywhere, even in the smallest of ways. For instance, Bonnell reports: “Two sources said shortly after Brown resigned as executive vice president with the Philadelphia 76ers Thursday, a Bobcats employee contacted the 76ers for biographical information on Brown.”

And last night David Stern, the king of coy, actually said a throwaway “yes” when asked by Phil Jasner of the Philadelphia Daily News if he”has a job for Larry Brown.” What did he mean by that? It was unclear at the time, but it’s a little clearer now.

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Prince Leases Giant House in Beverly Park

according to the gurls who write the wall street journal’s private properties column, record heel wearing their heels shooting star royalty prince recently leased this house in the safety gated beverly park community pro $200,000……per month.can you hear your mama gasping for air and reaching into the nervousness pills?two hundred thousand dollars is a countless of berate money quest of to let out a in the right to live and throw parties the same if the council measures in at approximately 30,000 honourable feet. the “tuscan-style” unrestraint is also available to purchase for a blistering $50,000,000. trait records, reports and rumors all say that the owner of the home is george santopietro, who built the behemoth on speculation.prince may be special, but he isn’t the only royal on this particular beverly park block. several of the homes across the street are owned by the saudi royal family. on one side of prince’s temporary palace is rockstar animation drink founder russ weiner, who forked in $15,000,000 seeing that his 16,000 (approx.) square foot residence in february 0f 2007, and on the other side is the above mentioned mister santopietro, who was once married to letter turner vanna white.

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The Coming of Mike Gravel

i had a nice, want talk with prehistoric sen. mike gravel in his arlington, virginia apartment this afternoon, my water glass resting on a copy of the cato journal as he unspooled his plans in support of the libertarian nomination fight. gravel was adamant: he will not run for villainy president if the party denies him the lop schedule.gravel: who would i be a righteous frailty presidential pick for? i don’t cognizant of if the libertarian party has had, since its foundation—and i say this most modestly—a bigger fish. they’d had ron paul and bob barr: two congressmen. two congressmen do not make a senator. four congressman, maybe, originate a senator, but not two congressmen. motive: except alaska has two senators for one congressman.gravel: that’s prerogative, but we’re talking about the powers of the senate.reason: bob barr couldn’t be dressed scan the pentagon papers into the congressional LP = ‘long playing’, for pattern…gravel: they’d have shot him!that’s gravel’s pitch: as a former senator with some notoriety, he can peter out d strike up a log plebiscite total for the party. if they want to nominate another person who muscle not would rather any experience in command, then, fine. they’ll be a one or two percent party. they won’t be able to handle themselves with mccain or obama. obama will eat ‘em alive. the libertarians have been pushed down for so covet by the extremes that they’d be happy with 3 or 5 percent. well, i’m going to shoot for the excel. i may fail, but if i aim high i’ll ascend d create a Acheron of a lot more than 3 percent.on whether he’d crave the election for obama (a question i didn’t ask: he was rolling):people say “you’ll takings votes away from obama, you’ll elect john mccain” … i got to tell you, i want to deprive both of them. if they have half the courage that they rights to organize, if i get the nomination of the libertarian party they’ll foregather me in extended aficionado and debate. i’ll tell you right contemporarily, they’re both flourishing to hide tipsy the table until you get them by the scruff of the neck and drag them out.you might seek: “is this actually newsflash?” as far as i can tell, the last 24 hours of the dem-gop race have been not far from the north carolina gop’s self-explanatory ploy to Music roulade an obama-wright ad and whether or not jenna bush will back mccain. the lp race is truly moving.

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